I make no bones about the fact that I hate 50 Shades of Grey. I hate what it says about women, our culture, and literature. I just can't justify watching a woman being beaten and demoralized when thousands of women around the globe have to suffer this way against their will.
So, before I go off further on a soapbox moment, I will share 10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Read (or Watch) 50 Shades of Grey.
1. Give a public speech.
2. Read an actually good, romantic story.
-One which explores a multiverse
-One that arrives quickly but saves lives
-Or one that reaches across the tracks
3. Eat a jalapeno
4. Play a board game
6. Wear a swimsuit in public. In the winter.
7. Eat seafood. BLECH!
8. Clean the entire bathroom. With a toothbrush.
9. Change a poopy diaper.
10. 'Hang out' with my husband ;)
What would you add to this list??